Police jokes, quips, riddles, puns, photos, cartoons, and witticisms



A collection of humorous jokes, quips, riddles, puns, photos, cartoons, witticism, etc. ... sent in by you.
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Escaped Convict Hello, Is this the FBI? Two Elderly Women The Police Officer and The Monkey ArresteeQuestionnaire Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Law, But Aren't 63 Ways to Piss Off A Cop Police Department Organization Soiled Sheets Six-Footer Laws of Law Enforcement The Traffic Stop Top Ten Signs You Are At A Lame Riot Things Overheard While On The Beat 37 Reasons You're The Police Ya Gotta Laugh at Yourself CHP Trooper Police Blurbs Get 'Em Fido!! "Prison Bitch" .wav sound file Boy, I don't envy cops Depuy Bill's Home of the Speeding Excuse Machine -(This is a link to another site.) "The Jerry Sticker Show" now showing! Contract Negotiation Tic Tac Dough Truth is sometimes stranger than fiction Court TV? K-9 Cop DUI Stop At Work/In Prison Do You Know Who This Is??? Miranda Rights Revisited	Taking up a collection for the President The Citizens Self-Arrest Form - You know you've done wrong, just go turn yourself in! (This is a link to another site.) A Gift from Santa Interpreting a Police Report Justice Is Blind 18 Basic Rules for Driving in Chicago This Actually Happened in Court David Letterman's Top Ten Signs That the Guy Mugging You Has Never Mugged Before... Police Shooting -- Does It Count? Drunk Driver Song: Day Old Donuts Two guys are driving down a Mississippi road . . . Viagra Burglars Recruit Report 9-1-1 Fire Tire Change Court Jesters You Might Be A Cop If. . . Assassin Wanted for CIA Daley to Ban the Sale of Bleach Mr. Snail Did You Know? Curfew Violator Man on trial for assault with a deadly weapon There were two rednecks . . . A policeman arrested a judge... A robber broke into the police station... "I'm Mearday!!" he screams...		More Humor from England Moving Violation Manners Lawsuit Humor from England A lady with a station wagon Giving up for Lent Good Excuse A Warning Inner City Kids Two young ladies were talking . . . A police officer was driving his squad through the cemetary . . . A very pregnant lady Some of the Absolute Worst Things You Can Say to a Police Officer How NOT to Wash Your Squad Car Who Be The Police Lieutenants Exam Announcement I had to drive . . . An elderly couple is driving down North Avenue A police officer pulls me over... Car-sicles Credit Fraud D.A.R.E. Bumper Sticker Great Moments In Law More Great Moments In Law Old Lady Driver One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar... Problems with hare-lips Vagrancy